Wednesday, August 13, 2008

langster update

my latest bike ride

While on my latest bike ride with good friend and actor SHELLEY MALIL, we chatted on and off about a number of different topics. An obvious starting point was the 2008 OLYMPICS, and that over-achieving speedster, MICHAEL PHELPS, his obvious doping allegations (I'm peering into the future), but quickly wandered into off-topic topics, and you know how that goes. CATHERINE KEENER is the unsung love of his life, he loves brograbs and HI-5, short shorts and KERRI WALSH's buttcheeks. His heart goes out to CAYLEE ANTHONY and huffin and puffin (not so much) BERNIE MAC.

I'll just list the rest of the crap we talked about-

14. WWE

Last and certainly not least - the one, the only, MILEY CYRUS

I'm losing weight and my mind, but keeping it LANGSTER.

(the pic is a Chupacabra, from wiki:

Chupacabra (also Chupacabras /tʃupa'kabɾas/, from Spanish chupar: to suck, cabra: goat; goat sucker) is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico (where these sightings were first reported), Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities.[1] The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail. Most biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as an urban legend.[2]



Chief said...

If this was not an official communique from MiniTru, I would have thought it to be spam...

Lisa McGlaun said...

Yuck! Is that a mummified head of one of those things? Aren't they like some kind of myth? Like a jackalope? lol.


Winston Smith said...

Aren't they like some kind of myth?

No wonder you're a "freelance" writer....

Anonymous said...


To be fair, your capitalization amongst other things was a bit lax in this post. I don't see why you have to insult your readers with pot shots. At least she took the time to comment.

Chief said...

Well said anonymous. I suspect it was the 'Victory Gin' that was to blame, but we must not insult innocent readers...especially over such a gibberish post.

Winston Smith said...

ouch, take your bruised ego and your english degree elsewhere....suck it.

mpmayer said...

I am certain this is a ferile hairless dog.i have a perro sin pelo de peru and the mexocan xolo is very similar.that is what it is.. a xolo