langster update

my latest bike ride

While on my latest bike ride with good friend and actor SHELLEY MALIL, we chatted on and off about a number of different topics. An obvious starting point was the 2008 OLYMPICS, and that over-achieving speedster, MICHAEL PHELPS, his obvious doping allegations (I'm peering into the future), but quickly wandered into off-topic topics, and you know how that goes. CATHERINE KEENER is the unsung love of his life, he loves brograbs and HI-5, short shorts and KERRI WALSH's buttcheeks. His heart goes out to CAYLEE ANTHONY and huffin and puffin (not so much) BERNIE MAC.

I'll just list the rest of the crap we talked about-


10. PATRICIA HEATON
11. MARIA SANSONE
12. LIL WAYNE
13. RUNESCAPE
14. WWE
15. NATALIE COUGHLIN


Last and certainly not least - the one, the only, MILEY CYRUS


I'm losing weight and my mind, but keeping it LANGSTER.

(the pic is a Chupacabra, from wiki:

Chupacabra (also Chupacabras /tʃupa'kabɾas/, from Spanish chupar: to suck, cabra: goat; goat sucker) is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico (where these sightings were first reported), Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities.^[1] The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail. Most biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as an urban legend.^[2]

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